Cinco De Mayo day is last day for NES Classic Edition at Target. Motherfucker got 5

1
7

This is motherfucker. Happy Cinco de Mayo motherfucker! Happy Friday motherfucker! I was reading comments on nowinstock. Some stupid fucking user claimed that there were no additional shipments of nes classics. This morning I checked bs. It said 5 at a Target. That shit was 20 miles away. I called up the fucking homie so he can help me get these fucks. Since some of them bitches at Target are on the one-two per guest bullshit. Then we drove up to that bitch. Another Target popped up 15 minutes later. So he went to other Target with 3. I stayed at this one with 5. No one showed up. Punk ass manager or employee came out. Ask me what the fuck was I doing out here this early. I told him Im here for all 5 Nes Classics. He said they are all mine if no one shows up. I said fuck this motherfucker. Bitch this is first come first serve. No one showed up. I got all 5. My homie got all 3 at that other location. I’m good. This is motherfucker! Today I woke up and a buddy of mine who work at this fucked up dirty ass Target told me about this motherfucking last NES Classic Edition shipment just came the fuck in. I went there to stand in fucking line. Nobody showed the fuck up. No motherfucker. I got all 7. I got my own channel now:

1 COMMENT

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here